WANTED
Suspect: Hammish Gygi (see photo below)
Age: 6
Weight: 31 lbs
Height: 15 inches
Accused of: Snatching a bagel, cream cheese and turkey sandwich from the kitchen table and scarfing the whole thing down!
The Evidence: Missing turkey bagel; lots of slobber on the floor under the table where said bagel was sitting; suspect had slicked back ears, wiggled a lot and wagged his tail furiously (he looked terribly guilty!)
The Mystery: How could a dog with 3 inch legs grab a turkey bagel from a 3 foot high table and eat it without being noticed by his parents who were in the room at the time of the crime?
1 comments:
He used his ESP!
ps - where are the bday party pics? Promises, promises.
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